Limericks - Page 2

There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
she had onlt one tit,
and smelled worse than shit,
but think of the money Dave saved.

There once was a man from Kubot
who lived off toe jam and snot,
when he had none of these
he lived off the cheese
from the tip of his grungy old cock.

There once was a man from Kent,
whose cock was so long it bent
to save him the trouble
he put it in double
and instead of cumming he went.

There once was a man from Nantucket,
whose cock was so long he could suck it
while licking his chin
he said with a grin
if my pussy was an ear i'd fuck it.

There once was a man from Peru
Who had a lot of growing up to do
He'd ring to doorbell
then run off like hell
Until the owner shot him with a .22

There once was a man from York
who picked his nose with a fork
when it got stuck
he said "i don't give a fuck"
and walked around looking like a dork

There once was a man from Peru
who fell asleep in his canoe
while dreaming of venus
he played with his penis
and woke up covered in goo.

A sexy young maiden named Jill
tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Brazil

There was a young man from St. Rose
whose love life was so full of woes
he loved sixty-nine
he'd do it all the time
but always got shit on his nose

There once was a man from Moline
who made a jacking off machine
but on the thirty-third stroke
the cock sucker broke
and turned his balls into ice cream

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