Stupid Jokes

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm in a car crash?
He's all right now

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path

How do you get holy water?
You boil the hell out of it

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam"

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones

What do you call a boomerang that does not work?
A stick

What kind of coffee was served on the "Titanic"?
Sanka

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frosbite

What lies at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck

Why are there so many smiths in the phone book?
They all have phones

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
They're trying to get away from the noise

How did the blind girl burn the side of her face ?
She answered the iron.

How did she burn the other side ?
Same guy called back.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns ?
They taste funny.

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