Quick Jokes 4

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it!

Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side!

Q: What are the three fastest means of communication?
A: 1) Internet
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

Q: Why do hunters make the best lovers?
A: Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they
eat what they shoot!

Q: How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
A: They're both fun to ride until your friends find out!

Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your willy!

Q: What should you give a woman who has everything?
A: A man to show her how to work it!

Q: How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in th
end, you lose your house!

Q: Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
A: She knows she's given her last blow job!

Q: What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps
with everyone at the party except you!

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After 10 years the job still sucks!

Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing, and gargling!

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went!

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it!

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: What's she doing out of the kitchen in the first place?!

Q: Why are there no female astronauts on the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Q: Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called
a waist?
A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there!

Q: How is the card game Bridge and sex alike?
A: If you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!

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