|
Nose Picking
Deep Salvage Pick
Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the
Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.
Utensil Pick
When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren't enough
to get the job done to your satisfaction.
Extra Pick
When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon
hours and suddenly you hit the jackpot! Excitement
only equaled by winning the lottery.
Depression Pick
When your sad, and the only way to fill the void is
to pick so hard and fast that the agony overcomes
your feeling of remorse and depression.
Pick A Lot
What we would call abnormal amounts of picking. Anything
in the three digit realm we consider a bit too much
for a 24 hour time frame.
Kiddie Pick
When you're by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist
your forefinger into your nostril with childlike joy
and freedom.
And the best part is, there's no time limit!
Camouflaged Kiddie Pick
When, in the presence of other people, you wrap your
forefinger in a tissue, then thrust it in deep and
hold back
the smile.
Fake Nose Scratch
When you make believe you've got an itch but you're
really trolling the nostril edge for stray boogers.
Making A Meal Out Of It
You do it so furiously, and for so long, you're probably
entitled to dessert.
Surprise Pickings
When a sneeze or laugh causes snot to come hurling
out of your nose, and you have to gracefully clean
it off your shirt.
Autopick
The kind you do in a car, when no one's looking. Also
can mean automatic pick, the one you do when your
not even thinking about it, at work, while talking
to a co-worker, during a meeting....
Pick Your Brains
Done in private, this is the one where your finger
goes in so far, it passes the septum.
Pick And Save
When you have to pick it quickly, just when someone
looks away, and then you pocket the snot so they don't
catch on to what you did.
Pick And Flick
Snot now becomes a weapon against your sister and
others in range around you.
Pick And Stick
You wanted it to be a "Pick and Flick,"
but it stubbornly clings to your fingertip.
Pipe Cleaner Pick
The kind where you remove a piece of snot so big,
it improves your breathing by 90%.
Back to Joke
Index
|
