Insults

General Insults

I would love to beat you up, but i have a problem with cruelty to animals.
I guess you prove thet even God makes mistakes sometimes
When god was handing out brains, you must have been holding the door.
You say you can't climb walls, then how did you get out of the abortion bucket?.
If my dog had a face like your's I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.
Nice face, want a gun?.
When you were born the doctor slapped your mother.
You are so week you could not pull a greasy stick out of a dogs arse.
When I want your opinion , Ill rattle your cage.
I'd smack the shit out of you if i didn't think it would fill the room.
If i want any shit from you i would squeese your head.
May your bollocks turn cubical and fester at the corners.
If I'm an arsehole, then where'd I drop you???
Your like a toilet bowl, short round and full of shit

Canonical List Of Fulldeckisms

A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
All foam, no beer.
The butter has slipped off his pancake.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Nautilus, brains by Mattel.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the waydown.
As smart as bait.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
One fruit loop shy of a full bowl.
Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Not wired to code.
Skylight leaks a little.
Her slinky's kinked.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
A photographic memory, but the lens cover is on.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Is so dense, light bends around her.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Standing close to her, you can hear the ocean.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled.

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