Hit 'n' Run

Below is a list of objectives and points acheived for a
Hit 'n' Run incident.

Small furry rodent
10 pts

Small mammal
25 pts

Large mammal
75 pts

Bird-any size
15 pts... bonus 50 pts if airborne

Small child
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if on trike

Large child
150 pts... bonus 50 pts if on bike

High School student
200 pts... bonus 100 pts on skateboard

College student
300 pts... bonus 200 pts if drunk

Anyone on roller blades
300 pts... bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk

Pedestrian
50 pts... bonus 25 pts if holding object/child

Jogger/runner
25 pts... bonus 10 pts if w/walkman

Famous person
200 pts... bonus 100 pts if w/security

Officer directing traffic
150 pts

Student Security Assistant
250 pts

Resident Assistant
500 pts

Construction worker
100 pts

Snow bank
50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering hard object

Any stationary object
100 pts... bonus 50 pts if object jumps out at you

Any building
200 pts... bonus 200 pts if fast food restaurant

Entering building with car
2000 pts... bonus 200 pts for each occupant in car

Any President
2000 pts

Kid Idiot (Police Cadet)
150 pts... bonus 100 pts if directing traffic

Airplane
1500 pts

Boat
1500 pts

Elvis
2500 pts

any other "dead" person
1000 pts

any other moving vechicle
100 pts

anything on wheels
150 pt

anything not on this list
150 pts

Creator of this list
1500 pts... bonus 100 pts if armed

Bonus Points

Person lands on feet
75 pt

Person still posseses object
100 pts

Blonde People
50 pts

Vehicle does not recieve dammage
100 pts

No blood on vehicle
200 pts

Larger vehicle
-150 pts

Speed trap
-100 pts + citation

citation
-1 pt per dollar

police vehicle
-1000 pts

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