Medical Terms

Benign = What you be after you be eight
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria
Barium = What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan = Searching for Kitty
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her
Colic = A sheep dog
Coma = A punctuation mark
D&C = Where Washington is
Dilate = To live long
Enema = Not a friend
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
GISeries = World Series of military baseball
Hangnail = What you hang your coat on
Impotent = Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane
Morbid = A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates = Cheaper than day rates
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pap Smear = A fatherhood test
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery
Rectum = Damn near killed him
Secretion = Hiding something
Seizure = Roman emperor
Tablet = A small table
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = More than one
Urine = Opposite of mine
Varicose = Near by/close by

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