What Do You Call?

What do you call a man who wears a coat?
Mac.

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?
Warren.

What do you call a sleeping Bull?
A bulldozer.

What do you call a man who wears two coats?
Max.

What do you call a man who can't stand?
Neil.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?
Justice Fingers

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff?
A leisure center.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasoreass.

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?
Sister-Matic.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that lies on the floor?
Matt.

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art.

What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
Stu.

What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs?
Skip.

What do you call a quadraplegic in a catapult?
Chuck.

What do you call a quadrapelgic in a hole in the ground.
Doug.

What do you call a quadriplegic at your door?
Matt.

What do you call a quadriplegic in the water?
Bob.

What do you call a quadriplegic hanging on the wall?
Art.

What do you call a quadriplegic in a pile of leaves?
Russel.

What do you call a quadriplegic that smells like a dairy farm?
Barney.

What do you call a quadriplegic flying over a fence?
Homer.

What do you call 2 quadriplegics in the window?
Curt and Rod.

What do you call a quadriplegic stuffed into a mailbox?
Bill.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

What do you call a woman whose tampax string breaks?
A cotton picker.

What do you call a black man driving a Cadillac?
Black Power.
What do you call a white man driving a Cadillac?
White Power.
What do you call a mexican driving a Cadillac?
Grand theft auto.

What do you call a milkman in high heels.
Dairy Queen.

What do you call a lady with just one leg?
Eileen.

What do you call a chinese lady with just one leg?
Irene.

What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot?
A Swiss Army wife.

What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
Quatro sinko.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call a gay Teletubby?
Stinky Winky

What do you call another gay Teletubby?
Sticky Dicky

What do you call a lottery programme for plants?
The Big Thicket.

What do you call an abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech.

What do you call a Japanese paedophile?
Porkum Yung.

What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Full.

What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls?
Sparky.

What do you call an elephant crossed with a rhinoceros?
Elephant Rhinoceros sine Theta.

What do you call an elephant crossed with a mountain climber?
Nothing, a mountain climber is a scalar.

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